First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...