Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...