I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...