Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...