Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...