Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...