Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...