Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!