A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!