I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...