Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...