A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....