Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!