What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Where are you from?
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So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...