Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.