Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...