Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...