Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...