How many sheep do I have?
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Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Cat jokes 05
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Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...