Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...