How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...