What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Do you have a bias?
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Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Identifying wasted time
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You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...