How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!