The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.