What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Evaluating this painting
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Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Some Words of Wisdom
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Kidnappers caught him
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