Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...