Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.