Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...