Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...