Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...