Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...