Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...