A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...