New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...