Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....