Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...