Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!