How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...