Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...