Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why are spiders like tops?
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Why are men like blenders?
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How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
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A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...