He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...