Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...