Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
An Orgasmic Problem
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Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Packing Elephants
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Really Good Deed
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Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...