‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...