Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...