Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....