Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank...