Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...