Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...