The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...